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    Bewbs versus Beards

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    Bewbs versus Beard

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    Total Votes: 17
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    cenobyte
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    Bewbs versus Beards

    Post by cenobyte on Wed 4 Mar 2009 - 12:16

    In a Battle to the Death, which would be triumphant?

    Feel free to discuss.
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    Re: Bewbs versus Beards

    Post by Rebecca O'Malley on Wed 4 Mar 2009 - 15:14

    I think my Bewbs would defeat both of you.
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    Re: Bewbs versus Beards

    Post by Corral on Wed 4 Mar 2009 - 15:19

    I may have voted Bewbs, but I give Beard first blood.
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    Re: Bewbs versus Beards

    Post by cenobyte on Wed 4 Mar 2009 - 15:25

    First blood?
    Pfeh. What good is first blood when you're being smothered by the Mounds of Joy?
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    Re: Bewbs versus Beards

    Post by Eliel on Wed 4 Mar 2009 - 16:22

    Really is there any competition here. Bewbs, will triumph over virtually anything.

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    Re: Bewbs versus Beards

    Post by Ambrose on Wed 4 Mar 2009 - 17:14

    Bewbs? Lady, every gal this side of the Second City's got bewbs. There are bewbs for every occasion, on every street corner, in every library and airport from here to Peking.

    But the beard? From its first, scratchy beginnings, a nascent scrub bush in the wasteland of Sacha's face, like the Outback in the drought, it has risen high. I've watched it grow from those humble origins to its proud maturation, traveling with the soup-catchers of Fidel Castro and his Bolshevik friends in the jungles of their home, whilst they prepared to use their dick-shaped guns to overthrow the government of their dick-shaped island, its workers toiling to make their dick-shaped bananas and dick-shaped cigars, from the Capitalist Dicks. And now, in the crucible of Gilette steel, it has been reborn, ascended, stolen from the very jawline of David Xanatos and Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov to rest on the skin of my brother, shining with an clutching, calculating malevolence, not a great swathe of wild manlyness anymore, but a single, dedicated manly spire of hair, the Goatee of Babel, ever-scheming to bring profit to his House and Title.

    ...

    I voted for the beard, just so we're clear.
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    Adam Nemo

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    Re: Bewbs versus Beards

    Post by Adam Nemo on Wed 4 Mar 2009 - 17:19

    Sacha's beard has never been interviewed. Jill's bewbs have.

    'Nuff said.

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    Re: Bewbs versus Beards

    Post by Morphine on Wed 4 Mar 2009 - 17:22

    Ambrose: you're my favourite.
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    Re: Bewbs versus Beards

    Post by cenobyte on Wed 4 Mar 2009 - 17:39

    *ahem*

    My breasts have been in production much, much longer than Sacha's beard. And shall we compare them to a summer day? They are more temperate and more lovely. Oh wait, no. That's not it.

    From humble beginnings as 'lumps no bigger than those in oatmeal', they have blossomed to most impressive love pillows. Like the delightful orbs of Monroe, Lana Turner, and the pin-up girls of the 50s, they delightfully defy gravity and draw the gaze of every man, woman, and child in the room.

    There may be breasts on every street corner, in every darkened shop window, and bouncing through every park in the world, but let me tell you this: How easy is it to ignore a beard? To look past it to the man beneath? To wonder, nay to know, "what is he HIDING under there?" However mis-guided the question may be, however dignified a countenance it bestows upon its wearer, how hard is it to walk past a man and think "there goes a man with a beard"?

    Let us think upon this now, here's the point: Now when you see, revealed teasingly, coyly, or displayed brazenly, these magnificent mounds and the voluptuous valley between; what man or woman, what hot-blooded man or woman can pass them by without thinking, "Dear God, there goes Heaven!"?

    I ask you this because yes, I've seen you stare. All of you. I've felt the hot daggers of your gaze upon my chest. It is wonderful, and shameful.

    When on display, which can you pass by without a second glance?

    And while so distracted, how difficult would it be to slip a shiv between the ribs, to thrust upward with the cold steel blade, to rupture, while you are enraptured, that most magnificent muscle deep within your chest?
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    Re: Bewbs versus Beards

    Post by Corral on Wed 4 Mar 2009 - 17:48

    I'm sorry, Jill, but I'm quite certain that I've never found myself staring at your chest.

    Maybe I've been staring into space and your chest is just such a large subset of available space into which to stare...
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    Re: Bewbs versus Beards

    Post by Guest on Wed 4 Mar 2009 - 17:51

    I am very guilty of stareing. And i agree that boobs are wonderful, and Jills are some of the finest i have ever seen. I vote boobs.


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    Re: Bewbs versus Beards

    Post by Shay on Wed 4 Mar 2009 - 18:25

    Sorry, I always adored the megalomaniacal look.

    Beard vote for me.

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    Re: Bewbs versus Beards

    Post by Hack on Wed 4 Mar 2009 - 19:01

    Gotta love these very intellectual discussions... Razz
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    Re: Bewbs versus Beards

    Post by Gabe on Wed 4 Mar 2009 - 19:15

    How can one resist the pull of the sun and moon? Bewbs!

    On another note, given that the new beard is actually a van dyke and not a goatee, one can only then vote for the old beard. Unless he shaved above the lips since the facebook pictures. Smile
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    Re: Bewbs versus Beards

    Post by Guest on Wed 4 Mar 2009 - 21:49

    .....hmmm...after seeing the facebook pictures I *almost* want to change my answer, That beard is sexy.


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    Re: Bewbs versus Beards

    Post by Keth on Wed 4 Mar 2009 - 22:01

    Sashas beard is a wonderful thing. And even though gazing upon its splendor makes me feel like less of a man with my inadequate patch of facial hair I still admit it is inspiring and wonderful.

    Power to the beards.
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    Re: Bewbs versus Beards

    Post by Adam Nemo on Thu 5 Mar 2009 - 0:31

    Man. While Sacha has pictures of his beard I wish I could find either the interview or the picture of Jill in the PVC outfit.

    What was Amy's comment? God forbid the stress ever releases unexpectedly in that contraption! Smile

    If you saw that you would all ... damn I can't even type anymore.

    Ok calmed again. So the first time I ever met Jill we were doing a sabbat pack in Regina by Night. Jill, Randy, Amy, and The-Never-To-Be-Named-Asshole came down to also be a visiting pack. We're down in my buddy Trev's basement, and we're shooting the shit. TNTBNA was in a chair that had its back to the stairs coming down and suddenly the whole room went silent.

    Jill's bewbs entered the room, with Jill only slight moments afterwards. There they were, tightly confined within PVC and string that I wished, OH how I wished, would burst. A new version of heaven entered my being that day, and it nestled there in the cleavage on Jill's frame. Whole armies could have found refuge in that magnificent press of flesh and still fit a football team or two.

    And as we all stared like teenagers seeing their first live naked woman, TNTBNA smirked, and without looking around said 'She's in the outfit huh?'

    Wow. Writing out that moment gives me shivers all over again.
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    Re: Bewbs versus Beards

    Post by cenobyte on Thu 5 Mar 2009 - 0:36

    Wow, Rich.
    That post makes me smile. Especially the third-to-last paragraph.

    Amy's comment was "I'm not going to stand too close because if the containment field should ever rupture, you'll put an eye out."

    And his name is Sean. He's not an asshole.

    Thanks, though. Your post made my day.
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    Re: Bewbs versus Beards

    Post by Adam Nemo on Thu 5 Mar 2009 - 0:39

    Oh my naming of him as that has little to do with you.

    It has some, but there are other ... things.

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    Re: Bewbs versus Beards

    Post by Heel on Sun 8 Mar 2009 - 14:48

    I can't decide between them, but combined they would certainly be unstoppable.

    Jill's boobs and Sacha's beard!!!!
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    Re: Bewbs versus Beards

    Post by Keth on Tue 10 Mar 2009 - 0:09

    anyone else have their mind immediatly wander to the circus and the bearded lady?
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    Re: Bewbs versus Beards

    Post by cenobyte on Tue 10 Mar 2009 - 9:16

    That would make me *so happy*! If I got to be a bearded lady, I'm saying.

    Not if I got to go to the circus, because I hate the circus.

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