Sour Times

cenobyte wrote:Remember that time we were talking about this, and you said I could play Jesus AND His brother Lucifer!?

You can't play Jesus, because he's dead and his soul is stuck in my character Cyan. And you can't play Lucifer, because Trent is a poohead and won't put him in the game because I love him so much.

That's not what Alan told ME.

Alan is wrong.

Alan is *right* because he's the Storyguide. And he told me I could have a railgun powered by trained ferrets, and he told me that I could play Jesus AND his brother Lucifer, and he told me I get to have ALL the gold. So it's the truth. So there. nyah.

Threads like this just make me gleefully anticipate when the game is actually published, and there'll be extensively houseruled versions of KC being played, and there'll be angels in powerarmor battling it out in the street, and there are like five lucifers, one of whom is an ally of the fallen but another has a rocket launcher for an arm and is killing the fallen in an anime-style post-apocalyptic city and the SG will have posted on their website their "much improved" weapons-stats charts to give all weapons different stats with bonuses to warfare or different numbers of offensive manuvers, and someone will have redone the movement so that instead of Close, Medium, Long instead everything is measured in paces and how far you can move in a round is determined by the square root of your reactive body(rounded up, doubled for running), and...

Trent's head will explode.

Like a melon.

Hit with an anti-tank rocket.

The square root of my reactive body (rounded up) is AWESOME. Doubled up, that's DOUBLE AWESOME. Alan said so.

Oh man, I hate to be a buzzkill, 'cause these silly posts are quite amusing, but I was wondering about the status of the discussed carpools? I'm really interested in getting into another game and already have a character or two stewing in my head, but I'm not sure how much of a commitment I can make until I'm sure I can pitch in for my liscence-less ass to have a consistant way to and from 'Toon town for each game. Not to sound pushy or anything, I'd hate for someone else that's interested in playing to be overlooked or pushed out because of me.

Matt - don't worry. We'll make sure you get to every game you want to attend. It's the LARPer code.

Hey folks, just another Sour Times update.

I'm coming up to town early on Saturday. I'll be at the Community Centre, squatting in a corner from 2-5pm if you want to get a character sheet together. At 5pm I am going to find food and start to think about Providence so that I'm ready to go for that game at 7pm.

Thing is, if there is no interest then I'd rather be having drinks somewhere. Let me know if you are planning on coming out, please.

Bal wrote:Threads like this just make me gleefully anticipate when the game is actually published, and there'll be extensively houseruled versions of KC being played, and there'll be angels in powerarmor battling it out in the street, and there are like five lucifers, one of whom is an ally of the fallen but another has a rocket launcher for an arm and is killing the fallen in an anime-style post-apocalyptic city and the SG will have posted on their website their "much improved" weapons-stats charts to give all weapons different stats with bonuses to warfare or different numbers of offensive manuvers, and someone will have redone the movement so that instead of Close, Medium, Long instead everything is measured in paces and how far you can move in a round is determined by the square root of your reactive body(rounded up, doubled for running), and...

Trent's head will explode.

Like a melon.

Hit with an anti-tank rocket.

It's funny cuz it's true....both because a) it will probably happen and b) my head will explode. Maybe I can put in a rule about no house rules! Sweet...

Ummm, anyway, I'll definitely be seeing if I can make it out. I've gotten myself into a terrible rut of, well, not. Would be nice. I miss you...umm...mid-Canadianers.

Morphine wrote:And you can't play Lucifer, because Trent is a poohead and won't put him in the game because I love him so much.

Trent is not a poohead, he's a wonderful, brilliant, creative and very sexy man who happens to have locked Lucifer far, far away from my eager gaze on purpose and with malice aforethought.

*sigh*

Spoken like a true girl who I caught calling me a poohead.

*I* would never have called Trent a poohead.

dose any one have room in there car-pool for two more, i'm sorry this is short notice but i hadn't seen much posting on who where offering rides, so i wasn't sure to who to ask.